Let me take you on a journey of your body!

I am Jolandi and I am a Live Blood Analyst and Functional Medicine Certified Health Coach.  During my sessions, I take you on a journey of your body, using a drop of blood as the map and my microscope as the vehicle. I will also introduce you to the fascinating world of Quantum Healing with my Quantum Body Scanner!

You will learn amazing things you didn’t know about your body, and you will leave understanding and appreciating your body more than ever before!  If you want to understand why your body is having certain problems and what you can do about it from a
nutrition and lifestyle perspective, you are at the right place!

What to expect before, during, and after a consultation.

Client Questionnaire and Interview

I will send you a Client Questionnaire to complete prior to your session. During the first phase of your session we will discuss the answers you gave in your questionnaire in depth, allowing me to learn more about you, your health, diet, and lifestyle.

Live and Dry Blood Analysis


Live Blood Analysis is a simple finger-prick test. I take two small samples of blood from your finger.  One for a Live Blood Analysis and the other for a Dried Blood Analysis.  I then place the samples under a microscope fitted with a high-definition camera.  The magnified images of your blood are displayed on a television screen while I explain my observations to you.


Nutritional imbalances, Anti-Oxidant Levels, Mineral Imbalances, Immune Weakness, Adrenal Stress, Hydration Levels, Acidity, Digestive Problems, Liver Stress,  Kidney Stress, Oxidative Stress, Circulatory Congestion & Poor Tissue Oxygenation, Cellular Fatigue, Lymphatic Congestion, Anaemia, Bowel Toxicity & Inflammation, Parasite Activity, Chemical and Heavy Metal Toxicity, Yeast/Candida.

Quantum Magnetic Body Analysis


In simple terms - your body has millions of cells, which continuously grow, develop, split, regenerate, and die off.  Through these processes the nuclear electrons of your cells are moving and changing at high speed, emitting electromagnetic waves.  The signals of electromagnetic waves emitted by your body represent the specific condition of the body.  Therefore, different signals of electromagnetic waves will be emitted depending on the condition of your body.  A Quantum Magnetic Analyzer can pick up on these subtle changes. The Quantum Magnetic Analyzer is connected to a computer whilst you hold on to a sensor.  Your body's magnetic frequencies are collected and stored on the computer for interpretation.


  • Heart / Brain / Lungs - The condition of the arteries, thickness of the blood, oxygen supply to the body and brain, total lung capacity, etc.
  • Gastrointestinal - Stomach acid levels, peristalsis, absorption, etc.
  • Liver, Kidneys, Gallbladder and Pancreas - Fatty liver, detoxification, bile secretion, uric acid, protein urea, blood sugar and insulin.
  • Reproductive Organs - State of the sexual organs and hormone balance
  • Minerals, Vitamins, Anti-oxidants, Fatty Acids - shortages and interactions
  • Toxins and Heavy Metals - Variety of heavy metals and environmental pollutants
  • Endocrine and Immune System - Thyroid, adrenals, lymph, spleen and thymus
  • Blood Lipids - Triglyceride, LDL and HDL levels
  • Bone Health - Bone growth, bone density, calcium problems and other nutrients related to bones, osteoporosis, rheumatism and degree of bone calcification.
  • Eyes and skin - Visual fatigue, eye cell activity, lymphatic obstruction, and collagen level.
  • Body Mass Index and Basal Metabolic Rate - Body assessment

Report, Recommendations and Support

I use all the information gathered during your session to produce a handwritten report which summarizes my findings as well as list my recommendations for diet, lifestyle, and supplementation.

Following your consultation, you will also receive an email from me with more detailed information and resources, personalized specifically for you.

I offer support via WhatsApp Chat or email in the days after your session, to personally answer any questions you may have.

Who should consider having a session with me?


  • Who is looking to improve their health through diet and lifestyle.
  • With a chronic condition and looking to decrease their dependency on medication.
  • Struggling to manage their weight or constantly dieting and not getting anywhere.
  • Wanting to know if the diet they are on is the right one for them.
  • With puzzling symptoms.
  • Having trouble with an unbalanced immune system.
  • Struggling with hormonal balance.
  • Who is chronically fatigued.
  • Who wants to prevent illness and live a long, healthy life.

Basically, anyone!

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I book a session?

You can phone or send a WhatsApp message to 082 771 2638.

What type of diet might be recommended?

Dietary recommendations are very person-specific but are usually based on a combination of:

  • The Blood Type Diet
  • The Alkaline Diet
  • Detoxification Diet
  • Candida Diet
  • Gluten-Free Diet
  • Dairy-Free Diet
  • The Elimination Diet

What type of supplements might be recommended?

I recommend a wide variety of supplements based on what you feel most comfortable with and what you can afford.  My recommendations usually include high quality:

  • Whole-food supplements
  • Nutritional supplements
  • Herbal supplements 
  • Homeopathic remedies
  • Biochemic tissue salts
  • Essential oils

Where will I find the supplements I need?

Most of the supplements I recommend are available from Gesundheit. Gesundheit also offers an online ordering system and shipping around South Africa for any repeats you may need. 

Although you are under no obligation to buy supplements from Gesundheit, I highly recommend that you stick to the brands and specific products I recommend. I recommend these products based on their quality and the results I have been getting with them throughout the years.

What lifestyle interventions might be recommended?

I recommend lifestyle interventions that are in line with your personal belief system, and that you feel comfortable with.

This might include:

  • Certain types of exercises
  • Breathing exercises
  • Relaxation techniques
  • Sleep hygiene practices
  • Daily routines
  • Etc.

Want to book a session? Send me a message and I will contact you.